atimelyfish:

6w7: I’m scared let’s run away aaah. Butterflies are nicer than life.

7w6: Ahahahahahahahaha sh*t (also see 4w3)

7w8: AhahahAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8w7: lol u ded

8w9: eh.

9w8: don’t fite me i mean it

9w1: pls don’t hurt me or my loved ones. Meanie.

1w9: Oi get off my grass

1w2: I’m a nice person

2w1: MMMmmm I’m such a nice person.

2w3: Love me?

3w2: LOVE MEEEEE

3w4: cya suckerrrs

4w3: Look i’m cool and fun 8DDDD. Definitely not broken inside. 1000000000%.

4w5: hlep

5w4: i’m Deep

5w6: Physics is phun 8}

6w5: the Yellowstone supervolcano would cause 90,000 immediate deaths and a nuclear winter across the country and there is a 1/700,000 chance of it erupting this year but we are in volcano season and scientists have found that the eruptions-

kawaii-mbti:

Them: You need to stop obsessing over personality types so much.

Me (an INFP 9w1 297 Taurus Hufflepuff phleg-san neutral-good sp/sx born in the year of the ram):

hijabivibes:

putting your girl’s necklace on for her is peak intimacy

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

nice-message-ryner:

hello friends stop clenching your teeth

gaysun:

eleanor shellstrop was sent to the bad place because she pronounces gif like jif