September 2018 – Page 39

When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink

harlequinhatter:

sibling culture is willingly dehydrating yourself for hours to avoid giving up the seat you EARNED

gekkos:

car on campus with “just a hogwarts girl, living in a muggle world” and blue lives matter window decals

That’s J.K Rowling herself

sepulchritude:

sepulchritude:

sepulchritude:

sepulchritude:

I’m bored in class someone pick a color

P-U-R-P-L-E

Okay pick a number

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

Pick the final number

:0!! >:3c

Side note:

Yeah

stillsofgaylife:

It’s a wonderful world – if folks just let it be. Everyone, try love – it WORKS!

lumnch:

snout:

lumnch:

“you only lick once!” -what a dog would say 🙂

Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

Um make your own post?

snout:

A dog would never say “yolo” or “you only lick once” because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

gayreinhardt:

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

fiightingdreamers:

fiightingdreamers:

jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study “does being richer than god turn you into a fucking moron” and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

it rules that i can tell jkr did something dumb as shit because this gets another surge of notes