good morning. lets get this bread
good evening. we got this bread
Month: September 2018
Tbh i don’t believe in death of the author and if i had a wildly successful book series you can bet i would be on twitter laying down the law
im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit
his name is eminem
“REVOLUTION: it’s just a kiss away ⚢” from the feminist periodical everywoman vol. 2 no. 10, july 1971
The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men
Sexist.
i am literally a man
Me:
Parents:
Me:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds in*
Parents: iebdwibtifhd
Me: what
Parents: HDJEHDIFNE
Me: what
Me: *takes out earbuds*
Parents:
Parents:
Me: *puts earbuds back in*
Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir
Me: what
First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!
[Image Description: Tweet by @ohJuliatweets on 01/09/2018, 17:13 reading:
“Every time I see a girl in her early 20′s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions.”]
me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”
me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too
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