marsixm:

carpenters3:

quasi-normalcy:

marvelsmostwanted:

+ John Mulaney has chosen to opt out of the New Yorker Festival after the announcement that private citizen who is most famous for being fired and openly racist blogger Steve Bannon will be headlining

UPDATE: Bannon is out because basically everyone threatened to walk.

I hate this I really thought this was him coming out as bi 

The 12 Zodiac Signs Sense of Humor

zodiacmind:

1. Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue. 

2. Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

3. Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.

4. Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they’re not.

5. Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too. 

6. Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.

7. Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there’s no stopping their story telling humor. 

8. Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it’s borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!

9. Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it’s at for this sign.

10. Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what’s happening. 

11. Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don’t really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they’re bewildered that they’re being funny and start laughing right along with the others. 

12. Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh.

Source: Unknown

netfliximab:

thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld:

The thing that always gets me is how we still frame the idea of trying to be a good caring person as a huge laborious inconvenient inherent sacrifice instead of deeply comforting and rewarding and beneficial to one’s own self and a fundamental human need. Like joke really is on us, the loneliness of modern life is not mysterious. 

megarowboat:

ways i’ve seen names treated in transformers human aus:

  1. oh, that’s not his legal name, it’s just a nickname or code name; his name is like steven or something
  2. his actual full irl human name is shreddicus maximus, deal with it
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