weirdmageddon:

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

capatalismnt:

mrbenibo:

morticious-delicious:

lemonade-cat:

peppapigvevo:

lemonade-cat:

peppapigvevo:

I just learned that that dumb s thing we all drew in grade school is called a stussy and I dont know if I’m happy or sad that the stussy didn’t overlap with the pussy name meme

S-SORRY, IT’S CALLED A WHAT!?!??!?

It’s called a

STUSSY

H-HOLY SHIT……………

Its hilarious to me that this is “confirmed”. By whomst? The meme police?

That’s Stussy, Babe!

eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences that’s stuck with you

i remember once matching up with this 27 year old mechanic. he found the omegle page open on one the shop’s computers, and he wanted to see what his coworker was up to. we matched up because of our listed “manga” interests.

he asked how old i was, and i lied and said i was 16. as a conversation starter, he asked if i had my license yet, and because i was 12, i said no.

so he starts giving me driving tips. get a junker as your first, because when you finally get a new car, you’ll be able to appreciate it.

stick shift is going out of fashion, and even if you learn how to drive that way and enjoy it, get an automatic. it’ll save your ass on nasty hills and in rush hour traffic.

and most importantly, never hold your hands at 10 and 2. go with 9 and 3. he’d always loved cars, and used to race when he was younger. became pretty well known in the indie circles. one day, he was speeding around the track and just came out of the curve when a girl in the crowd flashed her tits at him.

he was so distracted that he crashed straight into the barrier. due to how he was holding the wheel, he broke both of his arms. he still has a couple lingering issues.

i asked him if it was worth it, and he said yes. he’d do it again if he had the chance. they were the finest tiddies he’d ever seen.

the moral of this story is that, to this day, i grip 9 and 3 when using both hands because wait that’s what tiddy guy said i should do.

mookes:

im watching this new show called bbc sherlock have you guys ever heard of it

llesbianfarmer:

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”