imanes:

it’s so easy to turn into a caricature of yourself when all you do is talk to yourself back and forth like human interaction is so important to keep ourselves dynamic enough to not slip into self-generated quicksand made of narcissism and delusion. anyways in simpler terms it means talk to people u never know what you might learn and how it might change your perspective instead of just feeding your ego by surrounding yourself with sycophants and talking mirrors

peeniss-everlark-forever:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

heyblackrose:

heyblackrose:

justcuzelephants:

magic-owl:

throwbackblr:

Petition for a Netflix series sequel also called Ned’s Declassified but now it’s like him but in his 20’s and helping us ppl who grew up with him through life as a young adult in the world

…but that’s literally what he does, just look up his name on youtube and you’ll see his channel

Omg Devon has a channel 😮 I gotta look it up

It’s legit. I never thought I could be so happy to relive my childhood through my adulthood

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