adeieine:

adeieine:

this site sux but some posts i see about it make me wanna grab op through a monitor and yell “FOLLOW DIFFERENT PEOPLE”

someone on here: don’t you just hate it when your mutual beats up a child IRL over kin drama? and isn’t it just the worst when your other mutual puts a mile-long nick jr. hentai comic on your dash? what about when your other mutual murders someone and asks you to help hide the body?

me:

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

moshgoblin:

moshgoblin:

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”

sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground

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