PS4 game Peter is like Miles’ cool but dorky older brother from another mother and they probably laugh at memes and quote vines together and then Into The Spider-Verse Peter seems more Miles’ weird but funny old teacher guy who occasionally gives good advice and is trying to Connect with the Youths and frankly both depictions are 100% equally valid.
PS4 Peter: Saw you hanging out with the Avengers yesterday! (Miles: Peter! It’s not what you think!) I WON’T HESITATE BITCH! *shoots web*
Spider-Verse Peter: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my new protoge Miles cry inside. The other day I pointed at the SHIELD helicarrier passing by and said “Man is that bae or what huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.
sometimes you have to yell Fuck you I will be artistic and creative and I will live a long and happy life doing those things and I will find my path and I will succeed
i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight
Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate.
You have no idea how pleased I was to see that there are two California candles. One for North and one for South. Oh and they seem to also have special ones for Los Angeles and San Francisco!
That’s about right for Indiana.
@copperbadge There is an Illinois candle AND a Chicago candle!
I appreciate that the Chicago candle smells like the chocolate factory that makes downtown smell like chocolate sometimes, but let’s be real, it should smell like pee and corruption.
Take a trip back to the “Nutmeg State” with the scents of a crisp fall apple orchard. Top notes of nutmeg, lemon, and eucalyptus recall warm-baked pies while hay, clove, and oak moss remind you of perfect, brisk days spent outdoors.
Uhh… that sounds awesome, but CT is only those things for like…. the 8 days of peak leaf season. 😂
Indiana’s is literally denim scented what the fuck
i think its hilarious that the cookie-cracker invented to be purposefully bland so as to discourage masturbation has now ended up cinnamon flavored, drenched in a sugary glaze, and shaped like a fun treat from a spooky cartoon dog show
this dude is just screaming at us from the afterlife for what we’ve done to his anti-jackoff cookie
to be entirely fair to old man “limp dick or ELSE” graham, at this point in the game i’m far too busy shoveling scooby snacks into my gaping cracker cruncher to even have time to consider sexual deviancy, so he might have won the long con here
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