andthewasp:

we have no idea when thor’s birthday is it could be today happy birthday thor

jumpingjacktrash:

saxigenouscorviform:

jumpingjacktrash:

i dreamed captain america turned out to be a freestyle rap genius.

dr dre asked him to give a talk at a music festival, and he did his thing where he researched everything very seriously, and fell in love with hip hop. he did a speech where he called rap ‘poetry with its sleeves rolled up’ and then asked everyone to bear with him while he gave it a try, and blew everyone’s minds with an absolute steamroller of a political protest rap. it sounded like if missy elliot was as angry as eminem.

i woke up SO MAD that it wasn’t real. all i remember is one line: “took everything you could fling at me, didn’t sting, now you can’t do a thing to me.” everything had that internal rhyme and doubled-back cadence, it was like rap fell in love with an irish reel and was trying to impress it.

dammit, i want to download cap’s raps. you know he’d put em on youtube for free.

I agree with all of this except that cap would absolutely put them as pay what you want, with donations towards refugee kids

good, yes. you’re totally right.

benevolent-falcon:

rainandpathos:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

american nationalism is its own religion.

• the constitution is comparable to the Bible. read as if it was written by God, and is oftentimes considered indisputable 
• the flag is an idol in which people literally pledge their allegiance to
• patriotic anthems = hymns
• the military itself is a treated like a priest class; the “laypeople” are expected to display the utmost respect for their pure existence.
• indoctrination of children
• displays of patriotism determines how “faithful” the individual is
• presence of nationalism at different events (such as sports games, festivals, schools etc…) eerily resembles a theocracy
• when someone chooses not to partake in a patriotic ritual, they are considered a heretic

SAY THIS AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_civil_religion

highfunctioningfool:

cosyhowell:

You know what i hate? Watching self care slowly becoming a capitalised, ‘trendy’ thing on social media. I keep seeing face masks and bath bombs on instagram being promoted as self care owo try this and drink water!!

Self care is a multitude of things but often the most effective self care doesn’t involve the physical. Write out all those worries you have. Talk to a friend. Have a little cry. Break up a toxic relationship. Drop the class that makes you depressed.

Sorry but a lot of mental health struggles won’t be fixed with a nice lavender infused facewash owo. Treat yourself yes, but remember that self care is more than that and that looking after yourself doesn’t have a price tag. I hate seeing all these posts that make it seem like the only way to self care is to spend a fortune on lush products. The more self care becomes ‘trendy’ the more people can’t empathise with it, the less relevant it becomes, and its importance gets lost because people don’t see it as an essential.

Its like putting a bandaid on a broken leg and these instagrams and blogs who tell you that facemasks will make you feel 150% better and cure your depression either dont understand how mental health works or dont care because they’re trying to sell you something.

Don’t let your mental health be capitalised.

sisyphusshrugged:

daily affirmations

good morning king let’s

• rise and grind
• get this bread
• keep it sexy and mindful