Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: You are a box of chamomile tea, torn haphazardly open in a fit of rage

Taurus: You are a pizza, gone cold

Gemini: You are the tutorial level

Cancer: You are a misremembered alphabet

Leo: You are the only copy of a play that burned in the library of Alexandria

Virgo: You are the yellowed paperback novel sitting unread on every shelf

Libra: You are a captain’s hat worn with age

Scorpio: You are the crumpled remains of the second draft of an essay

Sagittarius: You are a forgotten moment of clarity

Capricorn: You are an expensive harmonica

Aquarius: You are a handmade pair of dice

Pisces: You are an undeleted photo

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Author: pinkmanic

22 yo bi + trans eclectic artist

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