Aries: You are a box of chamomile tea, torn haphazardly open in a fit of rage
Taurus: You are a pizza, gone cold
Gemini: You are the tutorial level
Cancer: You are a misremembered alphabet
Leo: You are the only copy of a play that burned in the library of Alexandria
Virgo: You are the yellowed paperback novel sitting unread on every shelf
Libra: You are a captain’s hat worn with age
Scorpio: You are the crumpled remains of the second draft of an essay
Sagittarius: You are a forgotten moment of clarity
Capricorn: You are an expensive harmonica
Aquarius: You are a handmade pair of dice
Pisces: You are an undeleted photo
