We could tell the conservatives that Colin Kapernik was just endorsed by the don’t-set-your-own-house-on-fire industry and some of our problems would solve themselves.
Only pussy liberals shoot off their fireworks outside the house. If you’re a true patriot you’ll bring that patriotism into the living room.
If you don’t fill a gallon milk jug with two parts motor oil to one part gasoline and set it on your kitchen table to use as an ashtray, you’re not a real man. You’re not a real American. What, you’re afraid of the cold embrace of death???? Like some kinda WOMAN?????
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