September 2018 – bongdanceking

mariokartparty:

If a gay person tells you they’re only attracted to people of the same sex, and your first response is to angrily go “So you have an obsession with genitals? You’re a depraved pervert who only cares about genitals?” Then you’re… homophobic.

godsensei:

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA’AL”

kunaigirl:

Does anyone else remember the time a one shot masked character named Teehee Tummytums was so beautiful that he turned every dude in Stormalong gay when he finally showed his face and everyone started throwing money at him just so they could look at him and it apparently happened all the time because I do

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

popular opinion holds that all vegans are edgelords but have you ever met someone who eats meat when confronted with anything remotely vegetarian-adjacent? bc those are the real edgelords

I would NEVER eat something vegan. I have NEVER eaten a vegetable on its own in my ENTIRE LIFE. I came out of the WOMB holding TWO BARBECUE RIBS in EACH OF MY TINY LITTLE BABY FISTS. I will eat TWO HAMBURGERS for every ONE that you don’t eat. oh you cooked that? well it looks DISGUSTING. I’m not rude I’m just being HONEST. hey look at this MEAT that I’m gonna shove in your FACE, I hope it doesn’t OFFEND you. everyone’s invited over to my house for my COOKOUT and yes I will be making MEAT… if you’re going to bring a veggie burger you might as well just go HOME. none of that PUSSY FROU-FROU SHIT. I’m a MAN. HRRRRRGHGHGHHRRRUUU

whatevertron:

macktheiceman:

nonjudgementalme:

bisexual-nightwing:

nonjudgementalme:

bisexual-nightwing:

thor and storm almost had a daughter. we were robbed of a ripped goddess from the best damn characters in the marvel multiverse.

WHAT

LOOK AT THIS BUFF GODDESS. WE. WERE. ROBBED.

this is so rude honestly

MARVEL YOU FUCKING COWARDS

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

skygualker:

skygualker:

u know what tweet always makes me lose It

masstersword:

me: sees a mutual i have never even interacted with in my activities

me:

jkellemnop:

i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.