I was flipping trough screencaps looking for inspration/refrencephotos for drawing…. Please, ignore the huge penis between them, look at their shadows….
Is there anything more insufferable than hearing commonwealth countries like Canada and the UK make fun of American injustice like the call is coming from inside the house girl
america: deliberately cripples it’s allies economically and politically after the second world war to ensure it remains the only real super power, then proceeds to string said old as well as many new allies along in a series of geopolitical power plays to line it’s own pockets (by which of course we mean a small group of obscenely wealthy oligarchs), destroying the stability of many emerging south american and african nation states as well as ancient middle eastern countries, to which those allies are powerless to stop due to america building a military larger than the next 10 largest combined of which more than half are it’s allies and can only hopelessly watch and try to plead reason with the people to elect a just government
america: finally begins to collapse under the weight of it’s own corruption
people from across the world: WE TOLD YOU SO
some bitch ass white boy from california who has a tumblr: and tt,hey’re al,,l hypocrittes be,caaus they also;; did baad things buut just bbeecause tthey,, di..dn’t spne,ed mostt o,f .the lasstc entuyr glo ri..fying thoos..e atrocities and attemptedd too make .amends we’r,,e the bad gusy :’’(((((
Please weep for the innocent Brits who engaged in not one single geopolitical power play in the postwar period, have never even HEARD of the concept of letting a small group of people hoard the nation’s wealth and, to add insult to injury, cruelly had their economy crippled by the US.
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
YES, ACTUALLYYES HE FUCKING DIDBC
(a) EVERY COLLEGE THEN WAS GHOST COLLEGE bc ghosts were widely believed to be Real™ n thus scholars learnt abt them. moreover, as everybody knows, ghosts only communicate in Latin; Latin, which also happens to be the scholastic language. Horatio is a scholar; he both knows about ghosts and knows Latin; as such his university education patently DOES make him best suited to ask this one what’s up (as obviously sth must be up for it 2b wandering around, why else wld it b here, i mean gawd)
(B) WITTENBERG WHERE HORATIO STUDIES WAS LIKE. THE MOST SPOOPYOF GHOST COLLEGES bc they were alllllll about theology n the supernatural n shit so SUPPOSING HORATIO WILL KNO HIS SHIT ABT GHOSTS IS IN FACT A THOROUGHLY SENSIBLE ASSUMPTION
this has been said before but i am fucking adding it again bc it HACKS ME TF OFF when ppl reblog the post w/o commentary as if OP jsut fucking checkmated Shakespeare when in fact all they managed to do was fail at the most basic historical contextualisation lmao
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