my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess
Month: August 2018
Ittybitty arms squad 🦖
I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.”
redkatherinee’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom
Julien Solomita // LOOKIN’ GOOD
water witch self-care tips 🌊
– gravitate towards a body of water – a river, lake, pond, or ocean – whenever you’re feeling lost
– keep aquamarine with you to serve as a worry stone
– practice morning shower meditation, allowing yourself to be cleansed of negativity early in the day
– keep collected water in a small bottle, shaking it when you need an energy or confidence boost
– let something as simple as drinking water serve as a spiritual practice – with each sip you take, your body and mind are thanking you more
the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”
he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume
astrology all aside I don’t get how some people are not amazed by stars and planets and shit like. have you ever lied down and stared at the sky at night? that’s so beautiful and where else do you find giant massive rocks of ICE that are LITERALLY on FIRE without actually melting
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